Lasagna is a pure and comforting food best enjoyed on a veranda in Italy or on the couch in sweatpants. You know it, I know it, Garfield knows it. Which is why it’s so upsetting that Kylie Jenner had to go and insult this humble dish by pulling it into the almighty vortex of her Snapchat. Lasagna deserves better.
Now I’m not saying that lasagna doesn’t deserve its place in social media, I’m just saying there’s a right way and a wrong way. Do you know what all solid lasagna posts have in common? Lasagna. But no, not Kylie’s. Kylie’s lasagna snaps, and there were a lot of them, just had a lot of Kylie Jenner, full makeup, in her underwear.
Then she goes and posts the goddamn lasagna covered in the oven. is there even a lasagna in there? The world may never know.
You do you, Kylie, but please, for the love of god, leave lasagna out of it. Lasagna did not sign up for this.