Even though metal-inspired merch is, like, so totally over, Kylie Jenner launched her very own merch line today. Dubbed The Kylie Shop, the hoodies, t-shirts, bras and panties say things like “I’m the Kylie you’re the Kendall” and her allegedly famous tagline “Like, realizing stuff.”
The thing about merch is, one typically has to be a performer of some kind to warrant it. Now I’m not alleging that Kylie Jenner’s life is not a performance, but I also don’t know why anyone would want to rep Kylie. No shade – TBH I don’t have much of an opinion on her – but isn’t she just, like, a person? Why would people want uninventive clothing with her name all over it?
I dunno. If you are the sort of person who wants uninventive clothing with Kylie Jenner’s name on it, you can buy it in 10 days. Watch the clock run out here.