Film & TV

Kristen Stewart Is Going to UCLA to Study English

Film & TV

Kristen Stewart Is Going to UCLA to Study English

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Remember when we used to all say stupid shit like, “Well, it may be dreck, but at least Twilight is getting kids to read.” Apparently Kristen Stewart was paying attention, because she’s reportedly set to embark on a degree in English herself, according to an idiotic article in the Daily Mirror (via).

“It means the 23-year-old, who is currently shooting her new war movie Camp X-Ray, is set to become one of the hardest working actresses in Hollywood,” reports the paper, which apparently doesn’t really understand how English degrees work over here in the States.

“It won’t be easy and it will mean putting in some fairly strenuous hours,” says the Mirror‘s source. ‘But once she’s graduated, Kristen will be able to do almost anything she wants, in or out of Hollywood.”

Yes, anything in the world. For example, work at Starbucks. Or write a blog. Or write a blog on your break from working at Starbucks. Wait. Write a blog about working at Starbucks. Boom. Nailed it.

In all seriousness though, Stewart is exactly the type of person that English degrees are perfectly suited for these days: millionaires who work a month or two out of the year.