With Breaking Dawn Part 2 set to belch forth unto the world this month, stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are making the rounds to promote the film. They sat down with Nancy O’Dell for an interview with ET, their first since their controversial break up, and the images were filmed on television cameras and the sounds were captured on microphones, then both were edited together and beamed out to you in your home where you were just sitting there on the couch. What did we learn from the parley? Not much, we can report, exclusively.
“At the end of such a huge franchise, how does it feel? Bittersweet?” asked O’Dell, the miniature clockwork automatons manipulating a series of invisible levers and pulleys that activate her facial musculature.
“It’s a little, slightly worrying. It’s a fragile economy at the moment,” Pattinson, a multimillionaire who will never have to work another day again in his life, quipped.
“Titter,” tittered Stewart.
Then some other stuff happened.