Guns, knives, whips and shirtless Jamie Dornan walking out of the ocean in slow motion. That’s right, my friends, the trailer for 50 Shades Freed is here and it looks as gloriously crappy as the last one.
But all jokes aside, I’m a huge fan of 50 Shades Darker. I’m not sure whether it was actively trying to be a campy mess or if it was accidentally a campy mess (something makes me think it’s the latter), but either way it’s hilarious. Dakota Johnson, who’s definitely in on the joke, is a delight. And while the costars have about as much chemistry as a soggy slice of white bread and the dust I pick out of my keyboard, they’re sticking out this contractually obligated nightmare and I feel like the least I can do is watch.
This time around we get a wedding, a jet and gun play. I’ve never read the books, but doesn’t she get pregnant at some point? Whatever happens, I’m here for it.