Surprise! Kim and Kanye Have Picked Out a Stupid Name for Their Baby

I suppose as far as picking baby names go, spinning a weather vane and seeing where it lands is just as good a method as throwing darts at a cork board. That’s apparently what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West did in picking out the name of their forthcoming, yet-to-be-released, widely-anticipated, critically-acclaimed spawn debut, says the Huffington Post, quoting an anonymous source, so you know it’s legit news. The name? North. North West if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. It could be worse. A source tells us that among the other names considered by the power couple were Shithead Mcgee, Sextape Jones, and Tony. OK I gotta go.