Cultural Commentator

Kim and Kanye Engaged; Websites Everywhere Pretend To Care For Hits

Cultural Commentator

Kim and Kanye Engaged; Websites Everywhere Pretend To Care For Hits

The ring, via K.Dash's instagram.
The happy couple. Kim and Kanye engaged.
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Congratulations, Kim and Kanye! And congratulations to anyone in online media, because without having to fire up a single synapse today, you just earned yourself thousands upon thousands of tweens hamfisting keys into their search engines to read about Kim and Kanye’s engagement. Kim and Kanye engaged! Kim and Kanye engaged, bro. Not Kim and Kanye are engaged, mind you, because it’s best to go direct for whatever the abbreviated American mind types into Bing. JK, ’cause no one uses Bing, amirite…

How do you feel about Kim and Kanye engaged? Two strangers love each other and they/the rest of the world are leveraging that to sell products.

We, for one, are over the moon.