Since there doesn’t seem to be anything else of import going on around the country or the world today, let us turn our attention to the world of celebrity siblings and their exploits in the restaurant scene of New York. You will hopefully not be that familiar with the story of Kendall Jenner and her alleged cash-throwing fit from last week. According to a waitress at Mercer Kitchen, (Blaine Morris, also an actress on the MTV show Skins, which exists), Jenner and her pal Hailey Baldwin absconded without paying her bill when she was denied alcohol (she’s only 18!). Jenner is then said to have thrown a handful of cash at Baldwin when confronted, then laughed about the whole thing all the while twirling her mustache like a cartoon villain.
But it doesn’t stop there! TMZ has obtained a letter from Jenner’s lawyer in which she denies throwing the cash. http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/14/kendall-jenner-marty-singer-threw-money-waitress/
The letter, from Jenner’s lawyer, reads, in part “Although you are working as a waitress at Mercer Kitchen, I understand you are also a struggling actress…You no doubt concocted a fictionalized account of your encounter with my client in order to create publicity for yourself.”
Nice. God have mercy on all of our souls.