If there’s one thing that celebrities get mad about it’s when other celebrities wear specific types of animal materials and not other socially sanctioned types of textiles. Also, when other celebrities get more attention. Both of those are at the heart of this ‘shocking’ ‘poison pen’ letter from Ke$ha, whose name will never not be annoying to type, to Lady Gaga, animal murderer. Read the full letter below (via).
A few things to keep in mind:
How she addresses Gaga by her full, real name. That’s how you know someone is ‘not-kidding about this shit.’
Any sentence that begins with the words “As a fellow artist,” no matter who says it, is hard to take seriously on account of you’re probably dead by that point from laughter.
Ke$ha, that one singing person in the face paint and rainbow colored tits or whatever is giving someone fashion advice.
Weird, apparently there’s someone named le$ha, something I just found out, like most interesting things in the world, through a Google search typo. She seems like she would never wear fur. Let’s all learn more about her.