What’s one surefire way to drum up buzz while promoting an album? Publicly rate your famous ex-boyfriends in terms of sexual performance. Fortunately for us (and unfortunately for Diplo) Katy Perry, who has many a famous ex, did just that during an ultra-confessional livestream to promote her new album, “Witness.”
James Cordon was on hand to make it seem as though Perry was being “forced” to rank her former flames. “They’re all amazing lovers,” said Perry, before very clearly stating which among them was the least amazing. “I would have sex with all of them when I get out of this place!”
So what’s the verdict? Diplo takes third (no surprise there), Bloom ranks second and Mayer, who definitely has had some experience, wins. But the best lover of all? Josh Groban.
TMI? Probably, but we’re living for it.