It’s been a while since we’ve had a colorful local news interview personality to rally around as a nation. Remember the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker hero? I hope that dude found the endless beach of the mind he was in search of. I hope we all do.
Here’s our new meme-ready personality, (via Gawker), Texas resident Michelle Clark, who was, as you’ll see, pretty excited about the freak hail storm in Texas. Consider the inevitable cavalcade of remixes and assorted internet detritus that comes from this 20 seconds of footage the sequel to Sweet Brown, if you will. Mostly because of all the racism. That one black lady sure does talk real funny-like LOL. How we laughed and laughed.