Ever since Justin Bieber dramatically quit Instagram, aka the tool of the devil, fans of Bieb’s and his naked body have been scrambling to find a new resource for the singer’s topless selfies. Luckily they found it earlier this week, in Bieber’s dad’s Instagram account.
That’s right, people, just three days ago, Jeremy Bieber posted this:
At first glance it’s a gift from the heavens. Finally, despite the absence of an Instagram account, Bieber has a platform to share his topless selfies. But if you take a moment to consider the implications of this photo, the celebrations take a backseat to the many questions it raises. Is Justin Bieber sending his father topless selfies? Did Biebs tell his dad to post this or did his dad post it on his own accord? Will there be more topless Bieber photos?!
Let’s delve into the only question that matters: Does Justin Bieber send his dad topless selfies? First, we can assume that this is a recent photo as that new, monstrous “SON OF GOD” tattoo is on his stomach and his hair is the same as in this very recent photo of him wearing this ridiculous fur coat. Further, the many sneakers in the background indicate that this photo was taken on Justin’s turf and not his father’s.
However, there is another possibility: maybe Justin has his dad’s Insta password so he can troll ex-girlfriends (cough Selena cough) and post the occasional sexy selfie.
The world may never know. In the meantime, however, I suggest you follow @jeremybieber for all your shirtless Justin Bieber needs.