This is not a drill.
So if you spent any time on celeb gossip sites yesterday (i.e. any news outlet) you probably read about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez and their Instagram comments feud. What happened was Justin posted a bunch of pics with his new flame, Sofia Richie (Yes, that’s Lionel’s daughter). This prompted some crazed Beliebers to post some nasty comments on Richie’s Instagram (she’s since disabled comments). Then, Gomez (Bieber’s ex, duh) posted some comment which boiled down to “If you can’t handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.” That’s when things got nasty.
Bieber accuses Gomez of using him for attention (ouch) at which point Gomez drops the big one: “Funny how the ones that cheated multiple times, are pointing the finger at the ones that were forgiving and supportive, no wonder fans are mad. Sad. All love.” FYI, saying all love after saying something harsh doesn’t make it less harsh. (“Go fuck yourself. All love.”)
Anyway, that was too much for Bieber, who has since DELETED HIS ACCOUNT (only after accusing Gomez of cheating with Zayn Malick). Gomez has tried to apologize via Snapchat (lolz to taking to another form of social media) but Bieb’s account is still dead air. What are the Beliebers going to do now? What am I going to do now? What’s the over/under on how long it’s going to take for him to bring it back? What are the Vegas odds? Where will we turn to for inspirational quotes? Pictures of your butt? Pictures of your glorious face? Come back, Justin, we need you.