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Justin Bieber Allegedly Doesn’t Know Who Bette Midler Is

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Justin Bieber Allegedly Doesn’t Know Who Bette Midler Is

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Remember when those pics of Justin Bieber’s dick hit the internet? Who can forget. Remember Bieber’s dad’s creepy comment about his son’s dick? Wish we could forget. Remember Bette Midler’s scathing tweet about Bieber’s dad’s comment about his son’s dick? It’s okay, we didn’t remember that either. Why would Bette Midler, beloved star of Hocus Pocus, have an opinion about the Justin Bieber penis scandal? Anyway, here’s what it was:

Harsh. Anyway, in Billboard’s cover story on Biebs (which is actually a pretty good read as far as Justin Bieber cover stories go), the singer claims he doesn’t know who Midler is. Now, I might have believed him – after all he’s only 21 and Hocus Pocus came out in 1993 (now I know that Hocus Pocus is not the only thing Bette Midler ever did, but most of her noteworthy work came in the late 80s and early 90s. I mean, she’s still doing stuff but did anyone even see Parental Guidance?), but I think he’s lying because he pretends he doesn’t even know how to pronounce her name. If someone wrote a tweet that mean about my fam, I’d know their name. Anyway, here’s what Bieber said:

“This Britt Meddler, I don’t even know who that is, honestly. I wanted to immediately say ‘Who is this lady?’, but then I’m just fueling this negativity. I do feel the photo was an invasion of my privacy. I felt super violated. My dad made light of it, but I don’t think that’s sick and twisted. It was funny. Dads are going to be dads.”

Oh thank heavens he didn’t say “Who is this lady.” But wait… he just did kind of. Anyway, Bieber also had some words on the size of his dong, which is apparently a “she.”

“I was scared. I first saw the one with the black bar over it. I was like, ‘Oh, my God. I just got out of the water. Shrinkage is real.’ ”

The reporter asks if shrinkage is real, to which Bieber replies:

“No, no. That’s as big as she gets.”