The chiller, younger lesser known Jonas Brother, Frankie Jonas, was busted for marijuana possession. The 16-year-old “bonus Jonas,” was caught indulging in the devil’s lettuce outside a convenience store in Nashville. Talk about the most 16-year-old crime ever. According to TMZ:
Sources close to the fam tell us Frankie’s a good kid who’s always kept his nose clean. He’s actually graduated high school already and is taking college courses. We’re told he’s extremely remorseful about the bust.
Is it just me, or does “always kept his nose clean” sound like a euphemism for “Frankie only does weed but doesn’t touch the hard stuff?” Either way, don’t be remorseful Frankie, just be remorseful that you got caught.
And the rest of us can be thankful that our thanksgiving dinners won’t be as awkward as the Jonas household’s. Happy holidays, y’all.