At long last there will be no more sleepless nights, as Joe Jonas has finally revealed which Jonas Brother has the largest dick.
He broke the news during a game of “Plead the Fifth” on Watch What Happens Live. Host Andy Cohen asked Joe which Jonas Brother is most “well-endowed.” Anyone who follows Jonas Brothers dick news knows that Cohen asked Nick Jonas the same question a few weeks ago and he pleaded the fifth. Gee, I wonder why.
Anyway, Joe was happy to answer (Gee, I wonder why).
“You know these are Nick’s words, not mine,” he says. “But he said he was going to say me.”
So there you have it, folks. According to Joe Jonas and verified by Nick Jonas, but mostly according to Joe Jonas, Joe Jonas is the Jonas Brother with the biggest dick.
Ever the ruthless host, Cohen also made Jonas play “Shag, Marry, Kill” with his exes, Demi Lovato, Gigi Hadid and Taylor Swift. While I won’t spoil his answer, he does ask a very troubling question before responding: “This is a game, right?” Joe Jonas knows this is just a game, right?