What do you get the President for his birthday? I mean, he’s the goddamn President. The lineup at his birthday party is better than this year’s Coachella (Obama’s fave rapper, Kendrick Lamar, obviously headlining). He lives in the dopest house in the country. He has and/or has access to everything, including the nuclear codes and the truth about aliens.
Well, if you’re Obama’s BFFAEAEAEAEAE Joe Biden, you get him the cutest thing imaginable. Or, rather, you make him the cutest thing imaginable. Vice President Joe Biden made President Obama a goddamn friendship bracelet. For his 55th birthday. I’m literally dead.
Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever. pic.twitter.com/uNsxouTKOO
— Vice President Biden (@VP) August 4, 2016
Never have I been more proud to live in this country. I hope they cancel the birthday bash and stay in and watch Sixteen Candles and talk about who they have crushes on (“OMG Michelle is sooooo cute”). This is ultimate friendship goals. This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. God bless America.