Music

Jennifer Lopez and Las Vegas are a Match Made in Sparkly Heaven

Music

Jennifer Lopez and Las Vegas are a Match Made in Sparkly Heaven

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Move over Britney Spears, because Las Vegas has a new boo and it’s none other than Jennifer Lopez.

Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Spears, but I want the Spears I fell in love with as a preteen. I want “I’m a Slave 4 U” Spears. Jennifer Lopez, on the other hand, is the exact same Lopez I fell in love with as a preteen. That is to say, she opened her Vegas show looking like this:

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And this:

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And also this (note the hoverboards):

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Lopez previewed her “All I Have” show for friends and family (including one-time collaborator Ja Rule) at Planet Hollywood on Monday night. And, as TMZ reports, Lopez didn’t even lip sync, a feat that, unfortunately, Spears certainly cannot boast.

Anyway, I’ll have whatever Lopez is having and can someone please make a TV special of the show so I don’t have to go to Vegas.