“God we love Jennifer Lawrence,” trumpets Paper Mag. “Just when we thought we couldn’t be more obsessed with J-Law…” oboes Fashonista. “Everybody loves Jennifer Lawrence” and she could save peoples’ lives, clarinetted some site or other. “She’s so much more likeable than that fronting-ass bitch Anne Hathaway,” bassooned every woman you knowafter the Oscars. And now this: Jennifer Lawrence, international celebrity, movie star, and fashion icon, has acknowledged the existence of Photoshop. Prepare your fainting couches, ye of weak of constitution, because this is news.
Upon being showed the images from her new Dior campaign by Access Hollywood, the reasonable human being exhibited a basic grasp of self-awareness and affability, saying “Oh my god, I haven’t seen this. That doesn’t look like me at all. I love Photoshop more than anything in the world. Of course it’s Photoshop, people don’t look like that.”
Still, Team Anne.