Fashion

Jennifer Aniston’s New Perfume Ad Will Haunt Your Dreams

Fashion

Jennifer Aniston’s New Perfume Ad Will Haunt Your Dreams

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Whoever photoshopped Jennifer Aniston’s ad for her new perfume, “Near Dusk,” is definitely on team Jolie, because this is without a doubt the most terrifying perfume advertisement I’ve ever seen… and I lived through Avril Lavigne’s “Wild Rose.”

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“I’ve been wanting to do more of a nighttime fragrance, something a little sexier,” the actress told People.

HOLD THE PHONE – Rachel from Friends has other fragrances? She does, apparently. The less sexy, daytime-appropriate fragrances are called Jennifer Aniston and J by Jennifer Aniston. How creative.

But let’s get back to the real issue here: what is going on with Aniston’s face?! She looks like she’s made of rubber. Not to mention that this fragrance is meant to be great for “date night” and the actress is definitely writhing around, alone on a beach. Her eyes are boring directly into my soul and I fear she’s going to leap out of my computer screen a la The Ring. I can’t unsee it, and now neither can you.