Music

Jay-Z and Beyonce Look Like Huge Fat Dorks Swimming In Spain

Music

Jay-Z and Beyonce Look Like Huge Fat Dorks Swimming In Spain

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Celebrities are just like you and me! They’re gross, uncoordinated fat-asses who look like dorks jumping in the water. Yes, even the king and queen of avarice and style over substance, Jay-Z and Beyonce, pictured here on vacation in Spain diving into the water off of a yacht into what we can only guess is an ocean of butter, based on Jay-Z’s body.

Yes, of course this has turned into a meme instantly.