All actors are the same boring, predictable automatons. At least I think that’s the takeaway from this remix of writhing-meal-worm-filled scarecrow James Lipton’s 10 Questions segment on Inside the Actors Studio. Then again, that’s coming from a blogger who posts about pop culture curiosities on the internet, so let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves here.
Remixer Jordan Laws mashes together a super cut of some famous actors’ answers to Lipton’s questions, including “What’s your favorite word?” and “What’s your least favorite word?” Which received lots of love and hate follows.
“What turns you off?”
Arrogance, they say, perhaps not realizing that they’ve made the worst possible of all career choices for avoiding that. Watch the video, then stick around for my answers to the questions below.
‘Actors Studio Remixed: 10 Questions’ by Jordan Laws from ScreenWerks on Vimeo.
What’s your favorite word?
Moisthate.
What’s your least favorite word?
All words are created equal, this question is racist.
What turns you on?
Moistness.
What turns you off?
James Lipton.
What sound or noise do you love?
My own voice.
What sound or noise do you hate?
When other people are talking and I have to wait for it to be my turn to talk again.
What’s your favorite curse word?
Poo-poo.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Being a real writer.
What profession would you not like to do?
The one I have.
If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“YOLO”
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