Being a superhero is a lifetime commitment. You have to train, often somewhere remote and depressing with no wifi and poor cell reception. You have to remain chaste or love one woman unconditionally, often risking your own life to save or protect her (and it has to be a woman – no room for gender fluidity here!). And you have to, you know, be chosen and have powers and all that stuff. Well, at least Jaden Smith has that first part down pat. Smith has vowed, via Twitter, to dedicate the rest of his life to the practices of Doctor Strange.
Just Watched Doctor Strange, Im Completely Blown Away, And I’m Going To Dedicate The Rest Of My Life To Those Practices. Thank You
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) November 4, 2016
So what does that mean exactly? What are those practices? Sorcery? Protecting earth from the dark forces that hide in alternate dimensions? Or maybe Smith just likes wearing capes.
Whatever he means, given that Smith is only 18-years-old, we have a very long time to find out. Meanwhile, I guess we can just be relieved that Smith didn’t see Trolls this weekend, because that would not be a good look for him.