Back in December of 2014, a conspiracy theorist named Dave Johnson put together a video that suggested that murdered six year old pageant contestant JonBenet Ramsey was never killed, and actually grew up to be pop singer Katy Perry. For reasons no one can really explain, aside from our boundless appetite for nonsense, the video has resurfaced, and stupid people everywhere are sharing it, like US Weekly, and me.
“All of these people are liars, man. Nobody died, nobody got hurt. That sacrifice was in name only, and that was to get something, and that something was to become a star. JonBenet became Katy Perry, and that’s a fact,” Johnson explains in the video, which, in his defense, does manage to superimpose one person’s face over another somewhat similar-looking person’s face. What more do you need?
Perry and Ramsey’s parents also appear to look somewhat alike, he suggests, which has to be conclusive proof of something. Perhaps that the internet is a vast wasteland of nothingness, and we’re all hoping for a momentary distraction from a certain death that awaits us all.
Check it out for yourself below.