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Internet Unanimously Agrees Drake is a Hideous Monster Without a Beard

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Internet Unanimously Agrees Drake is a Hideous Monster Without a Beard

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A beard is to Drake what collagen is to Kylie Jenner: sure, we remember what they looked like without it, but we’re all better off not being reminded. Still, The 6 God did the unthinkable and shaved the glorious man-makeup off his face. Drake looks like this now (warning: cannot unsee).

Ahhhhh my eyes! He’s hideous! What a monster!

Just kidding, lolz. We all know that Drake actually looks “fine” without his beard and he’s probably gonna grow that sucker back right after his SNL gig this weekend. Like, come on ladies we’d all still totally hit it. Chill.

Still, that didn’t stop the internet from weighing in on Drake’s insane physical transformation in insanely hyperbolic and hilarious ways:

Holding a candlelight vigil in my apartment this evening. All are welcome.