A beard is to Drake what collagen is to Kylie Jenner: sure, we remember what they looked like without it, but we’re all better off not being reminded. Still, The 6 God did the unthinkable and shaved the glorious man-makeup off his face. Drake looks like this now (warning: cannot unsee).
Drake has shaved his beard pic.twitter.com/L1OIlr3Stv
— HIP HOP FACTS (@DailyRapFacts) May 13, 2016
Ahhhhh my eyes! He’s hideous! What a monster!
Just kidding, lolz. We all know that Drake actually looks “fine” without his beard and he’s probably gonna grow that sucker back right after his SNL gig this weekend. Like, come on ladies we’d all still totally hit it. Chill.
Still, that didn’t stop the internet from weighing in on Drake’s insane physical transformation in insanely hyperbolic and hilarious ways:
Drake shaved his beard, he’s dead to me.
— Kamala Khan (@erica_simone_) May 13, 2016
i don’t want to live in a world where drake doesn’t have a beard
— Zeba Blay (@zblay) May 13, 2016
If drake shaved his beard I want a refund on my concert tickets… I didn’t pay to see a turtle perform.
— CQ (@cqminaj) May 13, 2016
Drake cut his beard. He is no longer “Champagne Papi”. He is now “Four Loko Man”… Bye
— StepMuvaCooder™ (@NaturalBadAssss) May 13, 2016
I know people are waiting for me to comment on Drake’s beard but I just ask that you all respect my privacy during this difficult time.
— Allison P Davis (@AllisonPDavis) May 13, 2016
Drake sans beard was the wakeup call i needed. let me drink some lemonade, focus on my life, and achieve greatness. amen.
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) May 13, 2016
Holding a candlelight vigil in my apartment this evening. All are welcome.