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Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis Play ‘Eff, Marry, Kill’ with ‘The Hobbit’ Characters

Film & TV

Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis Play ‘Eff, Marry, Kill’ with ‘The Hobbit’ Characters

MTV’s Josh Horowitz sat down with The Hobbit stars Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis, and Martin Freeman to ask some probing questions about the film, if you follow me here (boner-wise I mean, like a probing boner). Who would the stars of the film fuck, marry, or kill between Smog, the Eye of Sauron, or an unnamed orc. “Well, I don’t know, I don’t want to have sex with any of them,” McKellen says, before settling on fucking the unnamed orc. “Maybe I could pick a pretty one if there’s such a thing.”

How about between Bilbo, Gandalf and Gollum? Their answers vary, but I think it’s obvious that you’d want to fuck Gollum, because that dude is crazy as hell, and they’re always the best in the sack aren’t they? (Vulture via Uproxx)