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I Can’t Wait To Have Sex With These Daft Punk Condoms

Culture

I Can’t Wait To Have Sex With These Daft Punk Condoms

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It’s prudent to keep a supply of condoms, regardless of your gender, so that you’re properly strapped when it’s time to have some consensual sexual activity with another human being. Still, you might feel a little self-conscious if someone comes across the giant box or fishbowl or drawer you use to store your multi-colored wang wrappers, as though it’s hard evidence to confirm that you, too, are someone who’s capable of being naked with someone else and perhaps making unpleasant noises as you fill your primal need. Which makes the existence of these Daft Punk condoms, styled after one of the images from the already iconic “Get Lucky” teasers, such a godsend: Keep them around, and it looks like you’ve just got a serious collection of singles for your minidisc player, even in 2013, because the niche market still exists for relative Luddites unwilling to fully switch to the mp3 trend. “No, this isn’t something I put on my genitals to avoid gonorrhea,” you say to a friend who stumbles across your stash when looking for a lighter. “Gonna pop this bad boy into my Samsung and get some Jamba Juice.” Clever move, sex-having person. No one will know your secret.