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Human Garbage Fire Piers Morgan Says Lady Gaga and Madonna Lied About Being Raped

Culture

Human Garbage Fire Piers Morgan Says Lady Gaga and Madonna Lied About Being Raped

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Piers Morgan made a play to be knighted the absolute worst today by going on a twitter rant about rape, something he dubs “the latest celebrity accessory.” That’s right, Piers, because theirs nothing cooler or more desirable than that sweet rape victim swag. Literally get the hell out of here.

In a rant that just gets worse and worse as it escalates, Piers asserts that Madonna and Lady GaGa made up their sexual assault stories, because why on earth would any woman not run directly to the police immediately after being raped? Hmmmm… maybe because someone might not believe them? Just a guess.

Anyway, our lord and savior Lady GaGa agreed to an interview with this human pile of garbage presumably so she can eviscerate him in person. I cannot wait.