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Here at BULLETT, we don’t really traffic in gossip, but we do traffic in culture. Well, the culture of people who believe in tRU~luV just got kicked in the face this morning, when US Weekly reported that the Twilight love connection of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson was dissolved by the charms of Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. While so far these are just alleged reports supported only by (some pretty compelling) pictures and a couple of cryptic tweets from Sanders’ wife, British cover girl Liberty Ross, depending on how Twihard you go in the paint, you might be tearing up your room in a rage. But wait: don’t tear that vinyl Edward Cullen silhouette you bought off Etsy from your wall just yet, because we’re here to remind you that there’s still hope in the world.

Some people stay together! David Bowie and Iman, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward: Just think of all the couples who’ve stayed together when they could’ve been out in the streets, sowing wild oats like rabbits (who probably eat oats, but just ignore that).

Watch When Harry Met Sally. That last scene on New Year’s Eve is still the heartwarmingest shit.

Is this really a surprise? After you saw that clip of Kristen Stewart topless giving the legendary double-hojo to Garrett Hedlund and Sam Riley from On the Road, you’ve probably been marshaling your mental and emotional resources for this moment.

Remember Cho Chang.  This is nowhere near as bad as having your boyfriend get blasted away by Lord Voldemort, so take heart that things could be worse.

At least it wasn’t Chris Hemsworth. Because getting cucked by the god of thunder isn’t really something you recover from, I think.