You know the drill here, classic knee selfie move. You’ve probably done it yourself. Maybe you’re even doing it right now as you read this, lining up your pegs in the perfect alignment in front of a body of water in order to convey to the audience that you’re a) In possession of skin-covered limbs b) Able to transport them to someplace the rest of us aren’t. c) Set the world’s #jellie status to a million. And d) Make the viewer think about what it might be like to touch those legs.
Personally, I want to put them in my mouth. Nothing sexual though. I mean cover them in mustard and hot sauce and just jam the things between a slice of bread and shovel it all into my face. This new Tumblr Hot-Dog Legs knows what I’m talking about. With your Ball Park Frank walking-around ass.