Fashion

Horny Turtles Can’t Wait Until After Fashion Show to Have Sex

Fashion

Horny Turtles Can’t Wait Until After Fashion Show to Have Sex

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New York fashion week started off with a bang, literally, at yesterday’s Mathieu Mirano presentation when two 200-point tortoises were so overcome with passion and desire that they just had to get it on right then and there.

Held at Pier 59 studios, the elaborate desert-themed presentation featured sand, dreamy sunset backdrops and, of course, the tortoises, who clearly were not given the a Yeezy-esque, all caps list of things not to do during a fashion presentation (though boning was not actually on that list and seeing as they’re tortoises their movements weren’t exactly sudden).

And while some may see the mishap as a disaster, here I am writing about Mathieu Mirano’s desert-themed presentation so those horny turtles were really a godsend. Plus if the lady tortoise got knocked up, it’ll be a good story for the kids.