Culture

Hooray, There’s Another Clueless Beauty Pageant Contestant to Mock

Culture

Hooray, There’s Another Clueless Beauty Pageant Contestant to Mock

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“Could what you’re about to say be turned into a meme?” seems like a good way to train all of humanity to be careful about what they say in a public setting, so that their syntactical foibles aren’t catalogued on America’s longest running and most beloved game show, Dumb Shit Said By Stupid Idiots. At the 2013 Miss USA competition—hosted by a Jonas Brother!—Miss Utah was called to the stage to answer a question about the wage gap between men and women, even though 40% of women are their household’s primary earner. What follows is a rambling, stuttering composite of flim flim and hootenanny that critics have raved “is even dumber than Miss Teen South Carolina” and “makes you question the purpose of society if the system just churns out undereducated idiot after uneducated idiot for us to publicly mock to no end” because of the way she manages to answer three or four questions unrelated to the original prompt. Give some credit for the judges, though, for getting through the answer without breaking out into one cumulative, uninterrupted “what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?” Maybe she’ll get a cameo in a Weezer video, though.

http://youtu.be/Tx7TE7fCkrk