Quick quiz: What’s the stupidest, most offensive thing you can think of in the world right now? Honey Boo Boo? Correct! Dubstep? Also correct. Kim Kardashian comparing her divorce to the struggles of an 18 year cancer patient? Man, there are so many correct answers. Everyone is a winner here, and also a loser, especially after watching this video below, a dubstep remix of America’s favorite laughing stock child-like wonder of avarice and greed —no, not Mitt Romney at that secret donor meeting, I’m talking about the scarlet-necked, embodiment of our collective sins, Honey Boo Boo.
But wait, how am I supposed to tell the difference between this joke dubstep track and an actual serious one? We may never know.