Last night Japanese pop star Hatsune Miku performed on Late Night with David Letterman. As for any performer who graces the stage of the Ed Sullivan Theater, you might assume it had to be an exciting moment for the young singer, aside from the fact that she’s, you know, an unholy computer-generated demon holograph.
The song, well, it was roughly the equivalent of drinking nuclear sugar water bubbling up from a Tokyo sewer. I’m just glad that the old David Letterman isn’t around any more to see this.
For his part, the host seemed amused. “This is like being on Willie Nelson’s bus,” he cracked.
As a reminder, that computer lady, even though she’s not real, is still probably ten times wealthier than you. Enjoy your day.