February 7, 2013

As soon as we saw the news about the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker hero from the other day, we all thought the same thing: “What am I doing with my life? This can’t be all there is, can it?”

And then, a few seconds later, we thought: “Welp, I bet there’s going to be a mildly amusing Auto-Tune the News-style treatment of this incident any minute now.” AND THEN THERE WAS.

Go watch it now. You know you want to. It’s not so bad. In the words of Kai, no matter what you’ve done you deserve respect. You’re loveable. It doesn’t matter, your looks, skills you age or anything. You’re worthwhile. No one can ever take that away from you.

No one except yourself.

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