It’s been a long, strange election season, and many of us have been struggling with who to vote for for months now, but this, this song right here, has finally made up my mind: I’m voting Donald Trump. It’s so bad, it has turned me into a misogynist, racist, and I’m starting to see the appeal of the alt-right. I may even go buy a gun.
It’s called “The Hillary Shimmy Song” and it comes from the 19th circle of Hell, a previously undiscovered region where they keep things too terrible to even torture serial murderers and Draculas and Hitlers with. As of its posting yesterday, it has cleared over 360,000 views.
The man behind it is Jonathan Mann, who you may remember from his 2000 songs in 2000 days project in which he tasked himself with writing 2000 songs, or this execrable “We’ve Got to Break Up” song from a few years back.
Anyway, see you guys at the next Klan meeting.