Film & TV

Hey, It’s Lady Gaga With a Machine Gun in the ‘Machete Kills’ Trailer

Film & TV

Hey, It’s Lady Gaga With a Machine Gun in the ‘Machete Kills’ Trailer

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There are many layers of goofiness to the existence of Machete Kills that would require a dissertation to unpack—OR, you can just shut up, sit back, and turn your brain off for a while. In the first trailer for the sequel to Machete, we’ve already got Lady Gaga holding a machine gun, Charlie Sheen reverting to his given name (Charlie Estevez), a cameo from noted lunatic Mel Gibson, dolled up femme fatale bits for Sofia Vergara, Michelle Rodriguez and Amber Heard, among others, and a very silly plot premise: Machete, played once again by Danny Trejo, gets a phone call from the president of the United States asking him to right some criminal wrong. I don’t know, either, but I bet it’ll be the best B movie released in 2013; well, that and To the Wonder. (jk, ilu Malick BB) It’s out on September 13.