The entire internet—and by that we mean every website on the internet—has by now somehow covered Brad Pitt getting clocked in the face the Maleficent film premiere. In case you somehow missed it, the story goes something like Ukraine “journalist” notorious for pranking celebrities on red carpets punches world’s biggest movie star in the face. World’s biggest movie star quickly recovers because due to infallibility to pain, prankster gets arrested, pageviews ensue. The end. In honor of the occasion—and since for some odd reason no clear footage of the incident exists—we’ve compiled a series of videos that show what it actually looks like when Brad Pitt gets the absolute shit kicked out of him. Enjoy!
A scene from Snatch, in which Pitt learns how to take a punch.
Snatch again, more punch taking.
Here’s his first fight in Fight Club.
Cars do the damage in this hard-to-watch scene from Meet Joe Black.
Pitt gets nailed in first encounter with John Doe in Se7en, aka one of the best films ever made.