Film & TV

Here’s Jared Leto’s Giant Dick

Film & TV

Here’s Jared Leto’s Giant Dick

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Things can go one of two ways when it comes to the origin story of douches.  Either they’re born with a tiny penis, and spend the rest of their life trying to overcompensate for that fact by acting out, or they’re born with a big one, and walk around like a guy who’s been gifted the keys to the world, and is rightfully owed everything he wants. In the case of Jared Leto, who’s rumored to have a pretty sizable dick, it seems like it’s the latter.

The gossip blogs have been doing the hard work here on this beat, and the scuttlebutt has it that Leto is the proud owner of a penis that’s both big and frightening. “I had sex with Jared Leto back when I was presenting as a male,” Alexis Arquette explained a while back. “And, yes, it’s not only massive; it’s like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.”

And now video from a 30 Seconds to Mars concert in Toronto from last month has surfaced which appears to show Leto’s massive bulge. Hard to say if it’s real or not, but it would be just like Leto to have a chubby while listening to himself sing.

http://youtu.be/ggw0I6cYeac

 

h/t Dlisted