While James Franco tends to be getting himself off in one way or another, here’s a clip of James Franco literally fucking himself. No, this is not a hidden camera situation (though I don’t doubt that James Franco is capable of making sweet, sweet man love to himself IRL), but a clip from a forthcoming episode of AOL’s half-baked stab at original programming, Making A Scene with James Franco.
The video depicts a crossover episode of hit TV show Breaking Bad with a TV show that aged as poorly as its female lead, Sex and the City (that wasn’t a stab at SJP’s appearance, it’s a stab at all of her shitty, ill-conceived forays into fashion and the onscreen abortion that was the second SATC movie). There is nothing meta or artsy or clever or enjoyable about this. It is both eye roll-inducing and cringe worthy. You might even vomit in your mouth a little bit, depending on how recently you’ve eaten. You have been warned.
If you want to skip to the gnarly bit, the Franco on Franco boning occurs at 1:34.