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Here’s Everything You Need to Know About Donald Trump Supporters In One Quote

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Here’s Everything You Need to Know About Donald Trump Supporters In One Quote

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Republican pollster and Mixelplixian imp from the 5th Dork Dimension Frank Lutz assembled a group of Trump supporters on Monday night to take the pulse of the country’s craziest nanas. For the most part, the sentiments they expressed were the type of thing you’d expect to hear, as Time reported.

“When Trump talks, it may not be presented in a pristine, PC way, but we’ve been having that crap pushed to us for the past 40 years!” one man said, explaining why he’s a fan of Trump. “He’s saying what needs to be said.”

“I think America is pissed. Trump’s the first person that came out and voiced exactly what everybody’s been saying all along,” added another. “When he talks, deep down somewhere you’re going, ‘Holy crap, someone is thinking the same way I am.’”

All of which is well and good, and certainly not surprising to hear from supporters of a firebrand outsider candidate, but none of which is very funny, unlike this next quote, the single most revealing, and utterly hilarious quote to arise in an election cycle already overstuffed with them:

“We know his goal is to make America great again,” one woman said. “It’s on his hat. And we see it every time it’s on TV. Everything that he’s doing, there’s no doubt why he’s doing it: it’s to make America great again.”

You can’t argue with a hat folks. If it wasn’t true, then why would it be on the hat? Hats cannot lie.

Here’s that quote one more time in slow motion:

“We know his goal is to make America great again…It’s on his hat.”

And here it is again in case you missed it:

“We know his goal is to make America great again…It’s on his hat.”

Vote Trump.