Nothing says Christmas like a hot girl gyrating in black lingerie to a Snoop Dogg and David Guetta track (in slow motion, no less). At least that’s the super sexy crock of shit Love magazine is selling with their latest advent calendar release, starring none other than Emily Ratajkowski.
I used to look forward to this holiday tradition. It was super sexy, no doubt, but it was also cute and kitschy and, most importantly, each video actually had something to do with Christmas! Take, for example, this totally gorgeous and charming video of Doutzen Kroes lip syncing to “All I Want For Christmas is You.”
Meanwhile, this year the advent calendar has given us Kendall Jenner dressed as a sexy shark, Gigi Hadid dancing in sexy lingerie to a disco tune, Kris Jenner swimming in a pool and now Ratajkowski flaunting her goodies to a house track. I mean, put a santa hat on someone or something, sheesh. I’m sure this video will put some people in some kind of mood, but it hardly instills holiday cheer.