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Here’s Donald Trump Signing a Supporter’s Tits, As You Do When Running For President

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Here’s Donald Trump Signing a Supporter’s Tits, As You Do When Running For President

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There is a lot that sets Donald Trump apart from your typical candidate for the presidency of the United States of America, chiefly the fact that few of them to date have been the result of a toothpaste tube filled with diarrhea coming to life when an evil warlock interpreted a racist dad’s three wishes ironically. Also the overt racism.

 

BOOB SIGNS TIT
BOOB SIGNS TIT

 

So perhaps it shouldn’t come as a surprise that Trump, the nightmarish cock-rock id of Republican politics, was photographed at a campaign stop today doing his best Bret Michaels impression, including the fake hair, autographing a supporter’s tit. The photo, snapped by AP photographer Cliff Owen is somehow made all the more surreal by the placement of Trump’s visage on the cover of his book staring back at him, staring back at us, staring into our souls.