Yesterday the dogged sleuths at TMZ shared a video of gossamer tree sprite Ariana Grande licking a tray of donuts at a California pastry shop with her boyfriend [some dude]. But that wasn’t the end of the story! There’s more footage, which has gone up today, showing the stunning aftermath of the important events. After a worker at the shop brought out a fresh new tray of beautiful, wholesome, American pastries, Grande, who, unlike the word that her name means in Spanish, is actually rather small, unleashed a tirade against all of the hardworking, patriotic Americans who slave over a hot pastry oven every day and also in other jobs, saying “What the fuckk is that? I hate Americans. I hate America.”
Grande, who is from Florida, which is technically America, later announced that she would be canceling her scheduled performance at the Major League Baseball All-Star Game concert, which she was going to perform at for some insane reason.