Here Are The 50 Most Popular Posts Published on Bullett in 2015


Here Are The 50 Most Popular Posts Published on Bullett in 2015


As maddening an experience as it is reading the internet in 2015, it’s somehow an order of magnitude more stupefying and frustrating making it. Every post you’re sure is going to catch on with readers and falls flat on its ass is a personal insult to you, the person that wrote it, the site who shared it, your entire family and future generations who will haunt the earth shackled to your cursed name. And then there are the idiotic posts that took 30 seconds to toss together that end up doing huge numbers. We’ve been doing this internet business for a long time now, and no one has any idea how the damn thing works yet.

Still, there are some safe bets that apply here specifically at Bullett and across the internet content apparatus at large. This year Donald Trump has been clicks-gold across all forms of media, which partly explains his stupefying, stupid prominence in the election cycle. Celebrities still, of course tend to do well, which is no surprise to anyone, but slightly dispiriting all the same. There’s nothing quite so crushing as writing about an emerging artist you really believe in only to see it pull in like 100 views, then posting a gif of Rihanna farting into a toaster and see it get tens of thousands of shares. I blame you people. Just kidding, but not really.

I’d say it’s been a weird year here at Bullett, but that would imply that there were other, more predictable years; they’re all weird. So here’s a look back at the most popular posts we’ve published this year — some of them, like the unkillable damn Coachella post and the Make Your Own Platform Sneakers are still lurking around like zombies from years prior. Stay tuned in the next couple days for the best posts as well, the ones we’re most proud of. Many of these below are most certainly not them, but clicks, as they say, are still clicks after all.

Here’s a Mosaic of Donald Trump Made With 500 Dick Pics Please Enjoy

Kate Moss Goes Retouch-Free for Vogue Italia More stats 

Watch Sarah Jessica Parker Give Tom Hanks the Dirtiest Look in the History of the Human Face 

Turns Out the Price-Gouging AIDS Drug Hedge Fund Bro Is a Super Emo and Pop Punk Fanboy 

Going to Coachella? You’re a Loser and Part of the Problem and Probably Fat  

Girls Premiere: Brian Williams Reacts to Daughter’s Rimjob Scene 

Instagram Newbie, Marc Jacobs, Accidentally Posts His Own Nude 

Sabrina Dudish Won Tinder and Boston’s Mad

#TBT: Richard Madden’s Dick is Too Big for Disney

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian has Dyed her Hair Blonde

A Brief History of ‘Mother’s Hot Food’ the Best and Stupidest Meme You Don’t Know Yet

Make Your Own Platform Sneakers in 9 Easy Steps

Dr. Dre’s Letter to His GF Is the Best Thing You Will Read Today

Marina Abramovic on Collaborating with Jay Z, ‘He Just Completely Used Me’

Molly Soda Leaks Own Nudes, Internet Calls Her ‘Anti-Feminist’

About That CNN Graphic About Police Killings, You Racist Dummies

The Interns Suing The Olsen Twins Need To Chill

Leave Bruce Jenner Alone

Here’s the First Cover of Charlie Hebdo Following Attacks In Paris

Kendall Jenner Young Girls XXX Pics

Kate Moss as Cara Delevingne, Complete With Cocaine Dusted Nose, Still Best Halloween Costume Ever

7 French Designers You Need to Know

48 Hours to Kill in the Murder Capital of the World: San Pedro Sula, Honduras

Check Out The Penis on FKA Twigs’ Met Gala Dress

5 Actors Who Could Play Pennywise the Clown in WB’s ‘It’ Remake

Why Comparing Caitlyn Jenner to American Soldiers is Wrong

Here’s Jared Leto’s Giant Dick 

When Her Photo Was Wrongly Removed From Instagram, This Woman Wrote a Badass Response

M.I.A. Releases Music Video Starring 36,000 Students

How to Talk to a Woman at the Gym

Discount Universe Slams BCALLA for Miley Cyrus’ VMAs Finale Costumes

Tove Lo Flashes the Crowd at Boston Calling #FreetheNipple

Did 4 Unreleased Spice Girls Songs Drop Today? Yes, They Did

Williamsburg’s New Reality Show ‘The Bedford Stop’ Will Literally Ruin Your Life

Jeremy Allen White on ‘Shameless’ and Why He’ll Always Choose the Ass Shot

Meet Sanam: The BBHMM Star Rihanna Cast off of Instagram

Watch Cara Delevingne Give Three Incompetent Good Morning Hosts The Most Shade Possible

Here’s Donald Trump Signing a Supporter’s Tits, As You Do When Running For President

Matt Sukkar Documents Street Hustlers and Kids with Tasers via Vine and Instagram

Let’s Discuss 42-Year-Old Amanda Peet’s Boobs on ‘Togetherness’

Kris Jenner Put Perez Hilton in His Place via Twitter Following Bruce Jenner Interview

Nicki Minaj Makes The Only Point That Matters in Nicki Minaj Vs. Miley Cyrus

Justin Bieber, Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid and Ansel Elgort Star in this Painful ‘Vogue’ Spread

NYFW AW ’15: Kanye West Rips Off Helmut Lang

Jaden Smith Wore a Dress to Prom, Brought Adorable Actress From ‘Hunger Games’

Kate Moss Kicked Off Airplane, Still Got It

Iggy Azalea Purchases New Face

Stephen Amell on ‘Arrow,’ Heartbreak, & His Not-So-Secret Crush

Barely Legal Kylie Jenner Posed for Famous Pervert Terry Richardson

‘Look At This Pussy’ Creators Talk Censorship, Feminism