Fashion

Gwyneth Paltrow is Selling Super Lame, $1,695 2Pac and Biggie Clutches

Fashion

Gwyneth Paltrow is Selling Super Lame, $1,695 2Pac and Biggie Clutches

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Gwyneth Paltrow must have been concerned that she was losing her title as the most out of touch celebrity on the planet, because now she’s selling designer clutches with the names of famous rappers on them for $1,695. What’s worse is there’s one that reads “Pac” on one side and “Biggie” on the other. Either Paltrow isn’t thug enough to be aware of the infamous feud between the two deceased legends or the handbag owner is meant to “choose a side” by displaying the rapper to whom they pledge allegiance. The bags are terrible either way.

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The clutches are a collaboration with Edie Parker, a handbag line that also likes paying homage to dead people without their consent (the founder of the line is named Brett Heyman, Edie Parker was Jack Kerouac’s first wife. I wonder if she liked rap music?). If you’d like to own one of these monstrosities, they can be purchased via Goop, Paltrow’s website which commemorates just how out of touch she truly is.

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If the Biggie/Pac clutch ain’t your flavor, perhaps you’d prefer the Hov/Shady variety. And if these bags don’t make you cringe enough, get a load of this: