Previously the only way to indicate that you’re a fuckboi on the field was by rocking a faux hawk or tacky sleeves, but leave it to Kanye West to change all that. Today the rapper’s co-conspirator, Adidas, announced the Yeezy 450 cleats in black suede and I literally cannot even.
— adidas Football US (@adidasFballUS) December 27, 2016
Anyone that has ever worn luxury suede shoes and played sports knows that the two simply do not mix. Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller allegedly wears them to practice, but I think he just slipped them on for the ‘gram.
— KicksOnFire.com (@kicksonfire) December 27, 2016
No word on when these will be purchasable by mere mortals, but if want to impress the sporty fuckboi in your life, start lining up now.