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Get ‘Fit as Fuck’ with PornHub’s New Sex-Themed Fitness Program

Culture

Get ‘Fit as Fuck’ with PornHub’s New Sex-Themed Fitness Program

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For those who’re unaware, sex is a really great workout, as outlined by PornHub’s new sex-themed fitness program, “BangFit.” Marketed as “the fitness method gyms don’t want you to know about,” the program’s infomercial explains how PornHub is fighting against America’s “sedentary” issue—something they admit their site actively contributes to.

By combining the cardio of Zumba, intensity of crossfit and flexibility of yoga, BangFit promises to “spice up your sex life” and make a solid excuse to watch porn alongside your partner (or partners). The NSFW program syncs to your iPhone and features sexercises for users to follow along with and, of course, execute.

Whether BangFit challenges you to “squat and thrust” or give the “missionary press” a whirl, PornHub’s new method—allegedly designed with industry professionals and science—will validate you with hilariously creepy phrases like, “You’re the gymanastiest,” or, “You are Porn God.” We live in a strange, strange times, friends.