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Gaming App Showdown: Kim Kardashian vs Lindsay Lohan

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Gaming App Showdown: Kim Kardashian vs Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan has stepped into the mobile game app market with “The Price of Fame,” a cheeky virtual reality take on her life. Earlier this year, Kim Kardashian launched a similar app. “Kim Kardashian: Hollywood” has since grossed $43 million. So we ask…whose life sounds like a better video game, Lilo or Kim K?

On love, sex

Kanye is a total geek now, but Kim did launch her career with a great sex tape with generously be-schlonged crooner Ray J. Lilo has a “Fuck List” that names approximately 30 Hollywood A-list stars and one rando NHL player. And she’s proud of it.

Advantage: Tie

On Drama

Kim airs her drama on TV. Lindsay airs her’s in public, rehab, jail, court and the front page on The Post.

Advantage: Lohan

On Lifestyle

Lohan is a known club raging maniac. But she’s toned it down since moving to London. Kim’s got this guy Scott Disick in her family. Scott is currently the world’s greatest coke head maniac, according to our sources

Advantage: Kardashian

On Looks

Never really got the hype over Kim’s strange God-given shape; Lohan has more of a classic look.

Advantage: Lohan

On Talent

Lohan was horrible on her reality show. But she was well-reviewed this fall onstage in London’s West End, taking a lead in the David Mamet Speed the Plow revival. And she has been solid in many films. Kim is the all-time reality show queen–a person worth tens of millions whose main talent is making ironic, dismissive comments to her retarded family.

Advantage: Tie

On Coolness

Kimye’s idea of a good time is being seen not understanding the art and architecture of the Lourve. Lohan likes to hang out at East Village rock dives and going to see rappers at Chelsea’s 1OAK.

Advantage: Lohan

That settles it. Being a fake Lohan sounds way more fun than a fake Kim. Go Lindsay! Maybe it really is your year like Newsday said this week.