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For Just $2,000 You Could Be The Proud Owner of a Selfie With Justin Bieber

People

For Just $2,000 You Could Be The Proud Owner of a Selfie With Justin Bieber

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What’s a selfie with Justin Bieber worth to you? If you answered $2,000 (please, for the love of god, say you didn’t answer $2,000), you’re in luck because that’s what it costs for the Ultimate #Purpose Experience.

But wait there’s more (including more #hashtags to show off your ultimate #purpose experience to friends and #strangers via #socialmedia). That $2,000, which “coincidentally” is the exact amount spoiled tweens everywhere are asking their mommies and daddies for right this very moment, gets you a whole bunch of other shit that lets you #GetClosertoJustin (that’s their hashtag, not mine):

The Experience includes:

. 1 #GetCloser seat in a barricaded section at the end of the stage runway (You’ll be the closest to Justin!)
. 1 selfie during your meet & greet with Justin before the show
. A tour of backstage: find out what happens behind-the-scenes and what it takes to create a world tour
. 1 premium merch package created exclusively for Ultimate #Purpose fans
. 1 official tour plaque – a limited edition memorabilia made and engraved just for you
. Access to the pre-show hospitality lounge immediately after your meet & greet
. Early entry into the venue
. On-Site VIP hosts
. Exclusive #GetClosertoJustin Laminate
. 1 digital download of Justin Bieber’s album “Purpose”

Did you hear that people?! You’ll be the closest to Justin! You couldn’t get any #closer!

But really, all that garbage is just bubblewrap packaging compared to the Bieber selfie. Think of the likes! Think of the Bieber fan accounts that will #follow you! Excuse me, I have to go call my mommy and daddy and ask them for an unrelated $2,000.